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16 Seed BU: “We’re Screwed”

TULSA – Fresh off winning their first America East championship in nine years, the Boston University Terriers were disheartened to learn that they were being rewarded with the No. 16 seed in the Southwest region for the upcoming NCAA tournament. ”Man, I couldn’t believe it,” said senior forward John Holland.  “I was all excited, ready [...]

Charlie Sheen Hired as Oakland Raiders Coach

As the Charlie Sheen sage continues swirling and winning it’s way through the media, things took another turn for the bizarre when the actor-turned-viral crazy guy Sheen was hired to be the next head coach of the Oakland Raiders. Infamous 112-year-old Raiders owner Al Davis was apparently attracted to Sheen’s catch phrase, “Winning!” as it [...]

Knicks Get Third Person From Nuggets in Melo Trade

The New York Knicks have acquired third person from the Denver Nuggets in the trade that brought Carmelo Anthony and Chauncey Billups to the Big Apple. “Playing in New York for the Knicks is something Carmelo Anthony has always dreamed of,” said Anthony, referring to himself in third person. While still in Denver dealing with [...]

Free Agent Sports-Talk Caller Ed From Arbutus to Stay With Baltimore

Free agent sports-talk radio caller Ed From Arbutus is expected to remain with the Baltimore Ravens after rumors of possibly going to the Chicago Bears to become Ed From Aurura. The frequent caller released a statement saying “While I have tremendous respect for the Bears and their championship-caliber franchise and would have been honored to [...]

ESPN Expected to Launch New ESPN-ESPN

The Entertainment and Sports Programming Network (ESPN) will soon announce yet another platform to add to current spinoff channels ESPN2, ESPN-Classic, ESPN-News, ESPN-U, ESPN-3, and their recently well-received regional web ventures such as ESPN-Boston, ESPN-Chicago, ESPN-Dallas, ESPN-LA, and ESPN-NY, the new ESPN-W for women, and I think they still print ESPN The Magazine. The new [...]

NFL to Exhume Hendrix for Next Super Bowl Halftime

The NFL is looking to partner with Bill Gates, Warren Buffett, and other groups to fund a billion-dollar project to exhume Jimi Hendrix and bring him back to life to perform at next year’s Super Bowl halftime show. After the horrifying debacle that was the Black Eyed Peas attempt at a musical performance, the league [...]

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