Sanchez Joins Creepy Jets Legends

NY Jets QB Mark Sanchez not only keeps company with the likes of Ben Roethlisberger and Joe Flacco for early-career playoff runs, he’s also the heir apparent to creepy Jets quarterbacks.

While Broadway Joe Namath’s exploits and partying ways were quaint back in the boys-will-be-boys good old days, if it happened now there would be footage and he’d be serving a suspension for violating Roger Goodell’s conduct policy. Not to mention his infamous snafu trying snuggle up to Suzy Kolber during a sideline interview.

Then there’s Brett Favre, who’s certainly more famous for his Hall of Fame career in Green Bay and comeback in Minnesota, but it was during his time with the Jets that this married man close to age 40 texted photos of his johnson to some chick half his age. Read that again. That’s just creepy.

Now Sanchez, in a recent dating scandal involving a 17 year old joins that rare group of creepy Jets legends. As some girl named Amanda tweeted, “OMG this girl in my high school totally hooked up with Mark Sanchez. I guess he’s cute, but ewww!!!”

None of the quarterbacks or their representatives responded to requests for comments, but a source close to Namath said “Since when is kissing Suzy Kolber a low point?”

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About the Author: Todd Levinson Frank is a freelance writer, musician (well, drummer), husband, and father of one. He also writes for RealFootball365.com and MusicEmissions.com, and his personal blog can be found at http://clownschool.wordpress.com. His other hobbies include making long drives commuting to his day job and writing bio's about himself in third person. He's never won a Grammy or a Pulitzer Prize.

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  1. norf4 says:

    Todd, you must be a Pats fan, ’cause this stuff is not only old; it’s BORING!

    Lastly, who cares about what tart Sanchez sleeps with, providing that female is of age? And before anyone here questions the legality of what Sanchez did WITH (not to) that little groupie, know this: 17 is of legal-consent in the state of NY! Furthermore Todd, don’t you find her intentions just the slightest suspect, considering she had already dialed-up an ambulance-chaser BEFORE this little romp she had with Sanchez became public-knowledge? And tell me; where are her parents in all this? I suppose you think she lost her virginity to Mark as well, don’t cha?

    While I find Mark’s behavior of poor taste at the least, and of potential predatory-like behavior at the worst, one has to ask one’s self, if this high-schooler was in a bar with a (very good) fake- I.D., and obviously looked the part of an attractive young adult to an inebriated, horny world-class athlete, (Who BTW, is only one-year removed from the college-experience himself!)went back to his home, played hide the sausage, then took pictures of his bedroom to prove she was there to bolster any case she might try to make in public, why should any logical human being see this as anything less than a set-up? By showing such disdain for Sanchez’ actions, I certainly hope you were blessed with a daughter so you can show the rest of male-America how properly-raised 17 year-old girls act when your daughter is of that age!

    Next time, write about something sports-news worthy, and leave the gutter-talk to Al Goldstein and his brother of ill-repute; Larry Flynt!

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