ESPN Expected to Launch New ESPN-ESPN

The Entertainment and Sports Programming Network (ESPN) will soon announce yet another platform to add to current spinoff channels ESPN2, ESPN-Classic, ESPN-News, ESPN-U, ESPN-3, and their recently well-received regional web ventures such as ESPN-Boston, ESPN-Chicago, ESPN-Dallas, ESPN-LA, and ESPN-NY, the new ESPN-W for women, and I think they still print ESPN The Magazine.

The new venture is expected to be called ESPN-ESPN.

Just as the city-specific sites focus on teams and stories pertaining to that region, ESPN-ESPN will feature stories about ESPN personalities and ESPN programming, as well as highlights of highlights.

Fans of the omnipresent sports conglomerate can look forward to not just simply reading columns by the Sports Guy Bill Simmons on the main site, but features on ESPN-ESPN about Bill Simmons, explanations of all of his pop culture references, and flow charts connecting his buddy House to his other buddy Jacko. There will be video games where you can take the Simmons family dog for a virtual walk after your favorite team suffers a stomach-punch loss.

Who Woulda Thunk It Would Come To All This?

The ESPN-ESPN website is expected to publish box scores comparing the number of stories first reported by Adam Schefter vs. those broken by Chris Mortensen.

ESPN-ESPN.com will feature an online education portal where Professor John Clayton will host a variety of webinar lectures. While there was some considerable initial buzz in the blogosphere about an alleged “Erin Andrews Cam,” it turns out that there will be an Erin Cam, but only one of the G-rated variety that will just show fans how much behind-the-scenes work goes into her reports. Rick Reilly will also mail some stuff in.

Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic, of the popular ESPN Radio show “Mike and Mike in the Morning,” both agree that ESPN-ESPN will be fantastic.

And oh-by-the-way, Chris Berman will have his own page on ESPN-ESPN chronicling all his played-out puns and nicknames. But who knows, he’s always circling the wagons so perhaps he’ll get his own network called ESPN-BOOM.

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