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FIFA Players Complain About Ball, Adidas Says Suck it
JOHANNESBURG — Adidas traditionally launches new balls every four years for the World Cup, and it typically causes some whining by players who aren’t used to the new technology. This year is no different. The latest ball from Adidas is called Jabulani, which means “deal with it you pansy-ass whiner” in isiZulu. But many players [...]
Mark Harari | May 31, 2010 | Comments 0
Americans Prepare to Feign Excitement about World Cup
With less than three weeks until the World Cup, Americans have begun pretending to like soccer.
ZackFritz | May 27, 2010 | Comments 2