All Entries in the "Other Sports" Category
Free Agent Sports-Talk Caller Ed From Arbutus to Stay With Baltimore
Free agent sports-talk radio caller Ed From Arbutus is expected to remain with the Baltimore Ravens after rumors of possibly going to the Chicago Bears to become Ed From Aurura. The frequent caller released a statement saying “While I have tremendous respect for the Bears and their championship-caliber franchise and would have been honored to [...]
ESPN Expected to Launch New ESPN-ESPN
The Entertainment and Sports Programming Network (ESPN) will soon announce yet another platform to add to current spinoff channels ESPN2, ESPN-Classic, ESPN-News, ESPN-U, ESPN-3, and their recently well-received regional web ventures such as ESPN-Boston, ESPN-Chicago, ESPN-Dallas, ESPN-LA, and ESPN-NY, the new ESPN-W for women, and I think they still print ESPN The Magazine. The new [...]
NFL to Exhume Hendrix for Next Super Bowl Halftime
The NFL is looking to partner with Bill Gates, Warren Buffett, and other groups to fund a billion-dollar project to exhume Jimi Hendrix and bring him back to life to perform at next year’s Super Bowl halftime show. After the horrifying debacle that was the Black Eyed Peas attempt at a musical performance, the league [...]
Webster’s Dictionary to Change Word “S**t” to “Cleveland Browns”
How dare you say “Cle****nd Br**ns?” It is a very dirty word and should not be said with care.
Bolt: Losing to Gay was really Gay
Usain Bolt takes criticism for calling loss to Tyson Gay gay
Jennie Finch Retires, Softball Becomes Even Less Interesting
Jennie Finch, one of the most prolific softball players ever, has officially retired. This somehow makes the sport of softball even less interesting than it was.
Fantasy Football Preview
Fantasy Football season is right around the corner, don’t miss Joe Welkie’s exclusive inside peek at this year’s fantasy rankings.
Lance Armstrong Tests positive for Performance Enhancing Car
Lance Armstrong has reportedly tested positive for using a performance enhancing car.
FIFA Announces Changes to Speed up Play
By Gina Hagler The head of FIFA told reporters today that some changes are in store for upcoming games. The changes are designed to speed up the rate of play and cut down on time taken for rulings. To do this, they’ll codify practices already in place on an informal level. “For one thing,” he [...]
Most Hipsters Still Don’t Like Sports
According to a recent study, most hipsters still don’t like sports. A whopping 89% of guys in skinny jeans who think they are infinitely cooler than you referred to sports as “stupid.” The survey, conducted in a semi-chic but low key and authentic pub in the artsy warehouse district of Williamsburg, NY, found that most [...]
Flyers Concerned After Game 3 Win
PHILADELPHIA – The Philadelphia Flyers have found themselves in dangerous position after a thrilling overtime victory in game 3 of the Stanley Cup Finals. The Flyers expressed concern following the game about being in the difficult, and unfamiliar, position of trailing the series two games to one. “We’ve been down 2-0, we’ve been down 3-0,” [...]
All The Other Guys Were Doing It
Cyclist Floyd Landis revealed Tuesday that he had been doping for most of his career
Preview: The Preakness 2010, “Get Your Preak On”
Time to “Get Your Preak On” with strangers, horses, men in tight pants with Tupperware hats and armed with whips, and the Reeeeal Uptight Housewives of Baltimore sloshed off Natty Boh with lampshades on their heads and calling them “hats”. Pimlico has banned the sale of mint juleps, 1. Because Pimlico is not in Kentucky, [...]
Cowherd Confirmed as Most Annoying Host
ESPN’s Collin Cowherd set a Guinness World Record yesterday by saying ‘Brett Favre’ the most times in a one hour program; 203 times. He also set records for fastest destruction of a show, most annoying host ever, and exposing an audience to hell for the most consecutive minutes; sixty.