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Blackhawks Intern Makes Honest Mistake, Not OK
A difference in shades results in a dark day.
Caps Sign Future to 35 Year Contract
Already with an Ovi, the Capitals take a risk and add an Olivi.
Flyers Concerned After Game 3 Win
PHILADELPHIA – The Philadelphia Flyers have found themselves in dangerous position after a thrilling overtime victory in game 3 of the Stanley Cup Finals. The Flyers expressed concern following the game about being in the difficult, and unfamiliar, position of trailing the series two games to one. “We’ve been down 2-0, we’ve been down 3-0,” [...]
Melrose Arrested by Bristol Fashion Police
CONNECTICUT– ESPN’s NHL analyst Barry Melrose was arrested earlier today for violating Bristol’s fashion code. Melrose appeared on Sports Center wearing a back pinstriped pseudo-zoot-suit and black and white striped tie. Immediately after the show aired, BFP units were dispatched to ESPN Studios. “This was his fourth violation in as many weeks,” said Sergeant Enrico-Coco [...]
Backstrom Resigns, “Bromance” Formed
The Washington Capitals made a big move in securing the future success of their franchise on Monday by signing standout centerman, Nicklas Backstrom, to a 10-year, $67 million deal. The signing forms the NHL’s second, out in the open, “bromance” with Alex Ovechkin. The Pittsburgh Penguins were the first to make controversial deals with their [...]
Game 7: Habs 5, Pens 2; Crosby Accuses Halak of “getting in the way”
Only 10 seconds after the puck dropped in Game 7 of the Eastern Conference semis, Penguins captain, Sidney Crosby, noticed that the Canadians had placed Jaroslav Halak in front of their net. Crosby then tried to cheap shot Canadians defenseman, Josh Georges, drew a penalty and then began bitching to the ref that through the [...]