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Roethlisberger Sends Favre Graphic Pic Message to Lend Support
Ben Roethlisberger sent Brett Favre a graphic pic message Wednesday evening as an “I’m here for you” gesture from one embattled quarterback to another. After receiving the message, Favre called an impromptu press conference in order to secure the top story on SportsCenter at 11PM. The pic message was received at 7:52PM EST, after the [...]
Moss solidifies Vikings Ability to Blame Teammates
Randy Moss, who Minnesota recently acquired in a trade with the Patriots, is expected to solidify the Viking’s ability to blame each other.
Broncos to Deploy New “Mildcat” Set
Currently the Broncos are last in the NFL in rushing offense, but if Tebow’s confidence is any indication, their running game will be a thing to watch.
Patriots’ BenJarvus Green-Ellis Is Just One Guy
BenJarvus Green-Ellis is just one running back for the New England Patriots. He’s not two guys, it’s not running back by committee, and he’s not a law firm.
What Happened to the NFL?
What is going on in the NFL this season? It SUCKS. That is what is wrong.
Jeff Reed Misses Big; Still a Tool
If you didn’t already know, then now you know. It may come as a shock, but Jeff Reed is a tool.
Gruden Makes Obvious Point (part 2 billion)
So far this season, ESPN Monday Night Football announcer Jon Gruden is leading the league in saying stuff about football that is blandly inoffensive and obvious to most fans. During last Monday’s telecast of the Patriots-Dolphins game, Gruden broke the news that “Over the last several years, Bill Belichick has been about as good as [...]
RIP George Blanda, But How Is Jim Plunkett’s Health?
Legendary NFL Hall-of-Famer George Blanda died recently. RIP and all that, but what I really want to know is: How is Jim Plunkett’s health? See, a few years ago I signed up for some stupid NFL Visa card, and one of my sign-up gifts was a white mini helmet with the NFL logo on one [...]
Pittsburgh Just Wants Their Quarterback Back
From the preseason to now, Ben Rothlisberger is said by teammate’s to have “changed in more ways than one.”
Webster’s Dictionary to Change Word “S**t” to “Cleveland Browns”
How dare you say “Cle****nd Br**ns?” It is a very dirty word and should not be said with care.
O-H-I-Oh the Irony! Brutus the Buckeye Mauled By Real Bobcat
The dangerous life of a mascot.
Michigan’s Big House to Add Lights, Pull NCAA Violation All-Nighters
After expanding to 113,000 capacity, the Big House in Michigan is ready to take another big step and add permanent lights to the stadium. Really, they’re just now adding lights, in 2010. As of now, games ending after dusk are completed “under the lights” by having several thousand cars parked along the upper perimeter of [...]
Ravens Donate Terrence Cody to Starving African Village
The massive nose tackle is expected to feed the remote African village for months.
Government Considering Euthanizing ACC Football
FEMA to euthanize ACC football after horrendous start.
Ray Lewis Acquitted in the Dustin Keller Murder Trial
Ray Lewis is at it again…
Picture of the Day
This years batch of Terrible Towels has lead to the firing of a sports legend.