All Entries in the "NFL" Category
Patriots’ BenJarvus Green-Ellis Is Just One Guy
BenJarvus Green-Ellis is just one running back for the New England Patriots. He’s not two guys, it’s not running back by committee, and he’s not a law firm.
What Happened to the NFL?
What is going on in the NFL this season? It SUCKS. That is what is wrong.
Jeff Reed Misses Big; Still a Tool
If you didn’t already know, then now you know. It may come as a shock, but Jeff Reed is a tool.
Gruden Makes Obvious Point (part 2 billion)
So far this season, ESPN Monday Night Football announcer Jon Gruden is leading the league in saying stuff about football that is blandly inoffensive and obvious to most fans. During last Monday’s telecast of the Patriots-Dolphins game, Gruden broke the news that “Over the last several years, Bill Belichick has been about as good as [...]
RIP George Blanda, But How Is Jim Plunkett’s Health?
Legendary NFL Hall-of-Famer George Blanda died recently. RIP and all that, but what I really want to know is: How is Jim Plunkett’s health? See, a few years ago I signed up for some stupid NFL Visa card, and one of my sign-up gifts was a white mini helmet with the NFL logo on one [...]
Pittsburgh Just Wants Their Quarterback Back
From the preseason to now, Ben Rothlisberger is said by teammate’s to have “changed in more ways than one.”
Webster’s Dictionary to Change Word “S**t” to “Cleveland Browns”
How dare you say “Cle****nd Br**ns?” It is a very dirty word and should not be said with care.
Ravens Donate Terrence Cody to Starving African Village
The massive nose tackle is expected to feed the remote African village for months.
Ray Lewis Acquitted in the Dustin Keller Murder Trial
Ray Lewis is at it again…
Picture of the Day
This years batch of Terrible Towels has lead to the firing of a sports legend.
Ryan Buys New Property: Water Works
After the long process of back and fourth talk, Rex Ryan finally got what he had coming to him. Now all he has to do is fix his water pipes to stop the drops.
FREE NFL PICK: Ridiculous Bet of the Week
Point-spread bets are one thing, but let’s play a money line. That’s where you get (or give) odds and the team you pick has to win the game outright. So let’s take the biggest underdog on the board, at +235. So if you bet 100 bucks on them to win, you’d win 235 if they [...]
NFL Experts: Team to Score Most Points Predicted to Win Every Game
A comprehensive new study released on the eve of the NFL’s opening weekend found that most NFL experts are predicting that the team that can put the most points up on the board, at the end of the day, is gonna win every ball game. The study also included an anonymous poll of all 32 [...]