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BCS Computer Kills Creator, Attempts to Enslave Humanity
After discovering that the BCS computer murdered the six creators of its polls, authorities now suspect that the controversial ranking system is trying to enslave humanity.
New Black Mascot Causes Several Deaths among Ole Miss Alumni
The University of Mississippi’s new mascot, Rebel Black Bear, has been met with extreme disapproval by many of the school’s alumni. As of today, the deaths of 34 alumni have been tied to the new mascot.
O-H-I-Oh the Irony! Brutus the Buckeye Mauled By Real Bobcat
The dangerous life of a mascot.
Michigan’s Big House to Add Lights, Pull NCAA Violation All-Nighters
After expanding to 113,000 capacity, the Big House in Michigan is ready to take another big step and add permanent lights to the stadium. Really, they’re just now adding lights, in 2010. As of now, games ending after dusk are completed “under the lights” by having several thousand cars parked along the upper perimeter of [...]
Government Considering Euthanizing ACC Football
FEMA to euthanize ACC football after horrendous start.
NCAA Probes Maryland Football Program, Finds No Evidence of Football Program
The NCAA’s investigation into possible violations at North Carolina has now spilled over into other football programs in the ACC. A source close to UNC’s program tipped off investigators about other possible violations at rival ACC schools, notably Maryland. Investigators followed the lead to College Park over the weekend where it became clear that Maryland’s [...]
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6 reasons to follow USC in spite of sanctions…
…10, 11, 47, 12…Conferences and Counting
Now that conference commissioners, university presidents, and athletic directors can calmly and collectively put out the fires in their hair, after averting Armageddon, they can now begin to focus on a problem that has suddenly plagued collegiate conferences: counting. After Texas announced that they were staying in the Big 12 and saving the conference from [...]
Pac-10 Opts For Evite Over Mass Email
Pac-10 commissioner, Larry Scott, announced Thursday that he plans to send an Evite, not a mass email, to the schools on his wish list from the Big 12. Over the past several days, Pac-10 officials have been meeting to discuss what the best approach would be to court the schools they desired from the Big [...]