All Entries in the "Commentary" Category
President’s Day Should Be the Day After the Super Bowl
Forget about what were the best Super Bowl commercials and the emergence of Aaron Rodgers and the Lombardi Trophy’s return to Titletown. There’s a bigger angle today. It’s so obvious, I’m glad I thought of it. I need to figure out a way to make money off this idea, but I’d settle for just getting [...]
Still the Same
Bob Seger re-writes a classic to honor the beginning of the end for ol’ #4.
What Happened to the NFL?
What is going on in the NFL this season? It SUCKS. That is what is wrong.
RIP George Blanda, But How Is Jim Plunkett’s Health?
Legendary NFL Hall-of-Famer George Blanda died recently. RIP and all that, but what I really want to know is: How is Jim Plunkett’s health? See, a few years ago I signed up for some stupid NFL Visa card, and one of my sign-up gifts was a white mini helmet with the NFL logo on one [...]
BEER! Well, an Article About Beer
Have you heard? Bud Light has replaced Coors Light as the Official Beer of the NFL. Wow. Does anyone really care about this stuff? Let’s face it, Bud Light and Coors Light are both awful piss-water beers. Is it really worth whatever number of millions of dollars Bud Light spent to have the right to [...]
Magic and MJ: Enough Already
There’s been a lot of talk and reporting of such talk that Michael Jordan and/or Magic Johnson would not have done what Lebron James did. No, not just that foolish TV special announcing that he was leaving Cleveland for Miami, but the fact that he’s joining Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh instead of trying to [...]
Sound Off: You Wanna Autograph? I’ll Sign Ya Something
But I want an autograph, too…
“Fans” Pretend to Care About Soccer Again
The World Cup is back again, prompting people to actually pretend they like soccer again.
Don’t Even Say His Name
NBA Commissioner, David Stern, handed down a $100,000 fine on Saturday to Dallas Mavericks owner, Mark Cuban. The fine was the ridiculous punishment for Cuban violating the league’s Orwellian anti-tampering rules when he talked about LeBron James earlier in the week…LeBron James The anit-tampering rules ban team officials from commenting on potential free agents until [...]
April Showers Bring O’s Losses
April showers are nothing but harbingers of misery to O’s fans.