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Ink It, LeBron to Sign With “Candles By Cathy”
In a battle that has lasted months, all taking place behind the hoopla surrounding the speculation of where LeBron James will sign, no one had been asking “who” the free-agent-to-be will sign with. On the eve of the NBA free agent market opening, LeBron’s agent has issued a press release indicating when it comes time [...]
Foye, Blake, and Mbenga Headline NBA Free Agency Class
As the clock struck midnight July 1, the long-awaited NBA free agent class of 2010 became officially available, headlined by Randy Foye, Steve Blake, and D.J. Mbenga. Several teams have been clearing cap space for much of the last 2 seasons with an eye on signing one of those 3 top free agents. It’s possible [...]
Kobe Nearing Jordan’s Mark of 6 Parades
The Los Angeles Lakers celebrated their 2010 NBA Championship by parading through downtown Los Angeles Monday, as Kobe Bryant moved one step closer to being considered almost as great as Michael Jordan at riding on a parade float. “Well, if he does one more parade, he’d have 6, the same as Jordan,” noted Washington Post [...]
Photo of the Day
This ones worth 1000 words (well, at least 900).
Stealing: Rondo’s Too Frisky
On the court, Rajon Rondo is a thief of the basketball. Off the court, he is a thief of your girl.
Most Hipsters Still Don’t Like Sports
According to a recent study, most hipsters still don’t like sports. A whopping 89% of guys in skinny jeans who think they are infinitely cooler than you referred to sports as “stupid.” The survey, conducted in a semi-chic but low key and authentic pub in the artsy warehouse district of Williamsburg, NY, found that most [...]
2010 NBA Playoffs to Extend to At Least 2014
The 2010 NBA playoffs, which began on Saturday, April 17th, has now been pushed to finish, potentially, in 2014. And that’s if it only gets to a game five.
Oh No He Di’int! Stoudemire Staking Summit, Superstars Squabble
The Phoenix Suns best player not named Steve Nash, Amare Stoudemire, has caused a pissing match amongst the elite NBA free-agent-to-be superstars all by himself, by inviting himself, to a proposed summit. After getting word of a summit being held at an undisclosed location, behind closed doors, in an underground bunker below the taxi stand [...]
Nuggets’ Andersen Facing Suspension After Passing Drug Test
DENVER – NBA sources have confirmed that Nuggets forward Chris “Birdman” Andersen is facing a possible suspension for violating substance abuse policy. The source, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, confirmed that the colorful Andersen passed a recent drug test and is facing a potential ten-game ban to start next season. General Manager Mark [...]
Celtics Suspect Kobe Overcompensating, Plan to Exploit Insecurities
The Boston Celtics think Kobe Bryant is insecure, and plan to exploit it in the finals.
Surprise NBA Finalist Celtics Ready to Mail it in
Celtics warn fans that they probably won’t be very competitive in the NBA finals.
Don’t Even Say His Name
NBA Commissioner, David Stern, handed down a $100,000 fine on Saturday to Dallas Mavericks owner, Mark Cuban. The fine was the ridiculous punishment for Cuban violating the league’s Orwellian anti-tampering rules when he talked about LeBron James earlier in the week…LeBron James The anit-tampering rules ban team officials from commenting on potential free agents until [...]
Brown Hired as New Vice President of Player Personnel
The Washington Wizards have made mistakes in the past, but this one they feel will turn their organization around.
Calipari Wants to Coach in NBA
After saying that he would return to Kentucky for another season, John Calipari has changed his mind and wants to coach in the NBA.
LeBron to Wizards?
The discussion of LeBron’s next season team continues with new talks of James joining the Washington Wizards.
LeBron Now Calling For Jordan Tats
In phase two of LeBron James’ plan to wipe our memories of Michael Jordan, he has now asked that all the Jordan tattoos be removed. He’s already had his own Jordan tat removed from his left pec to get the ball rolling. His plan began just over a week ago, when he asked all NBA [...]