All Entries in the "MLB" Category
Orioles Send Chris Tillman Back to College
Pitcher Chris Tillman has a lot to learn.
Orioles Remind Fans that Wieters is Exciting
In an effort to bolster ticket sales, the Orioles attempt to rekindle the hype around Matt Wieters.
Photo of the Day
Who is Boog Powell waiving to? Check out our image of the day to find out.
For Angelos it’s all about the O’s
Baltimore Orioles owner Peter Angelos, whose team is on its way to its thirteenth straight losing season, has made many strange moves over the years to try to turn the fortunes of his ball-club, but none stranger then his most recent move. “We’re going to change the team name,”
Orioles Invite Comedian Carrot Top to Drunkenly Stumble Into Clubhouse
Carrot Top drunkenly destroys what is left of the Orioles.
Yankees Sign Lady Gaga To Improve Image
Lady Gaga was acquired by the Yankees to improve their team image after her clubhouse pop-in on Sunday. It has been reported that Gaga discreetly slipped by security dressed as a Kermit the Frog Tree. “I just assumed she was here as part of the next promo night. Are they having a Kermit the Frog [...]
Strasburg K’s Obama, Nationals Face Sanctions
On Friday night, President Obama did not have plans (Nancy Pelosi’s surprise party was cancelled because Joe Biden couldn’t keep his mouth shut), so he went to Nationals Park to see what all the hype around Stephen Strasburg was all about as the Nats took on his hometown White Sox. Then, in the 7th inning [...]
Oriole Kevin Millwood Given Preemptive Loss
Things just keep getting worse for Kevin Millwood.
Orioles Lobby for Rollover Runs Program
Orioles President of Baseball Operations Andy MacPhail is preparing to begin his campaign to upgrade the Orioles into a rollover runs program.
Crowley Hits Way Out of Wet Paper Bag
In an apparent effort to silence the critics who have been calling for his ouster, Baltimore Orioles hitting coach Terry Crowley hit his way out of a wet paper bag before a recent game against the Boston Red Sox.
Strasburg Possibly Related to Jesus Christ
Stephen Strasburg, who issued fourteen strikeouts and no walks in his Major League debut, may be the son of God.
Strasburg Wins First Start, Heals Leper
WASHINGTON – Nationals phenom Stephen Strasburg fared well in his big league debut last night, striking out 14 and allowing only two runs in seven innings, getting the win and healing a leper seated in section 204 of Nationals Park. “I just wanted to come out here, command my pitches, throw strikes, and save a [...]
Most Hipsters Still Don’t Like Sports
According to a recent study, most hipsters still don’t like sports. A whopping 89% of guys in skinny jeans who think they are infinitely cooler than you referred to sports as “stupid.” The survey, conducted in a semi-chic but low key and authentic pub in the artsy warehouse district of Williamsburg, NY, found that most [...]
Orioles Proposing Anti-Playoffs
BALTIMORE – With the team he owns mired in a 13 year slump, Peter Angelos is preparing a proposal to Major League Baseball to form an “anti-playoff” for the league’s worst teams. “The system as it is right now discriminates against the worst teams,” explained Angelos. “When you have no chance to do anything but [...]
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Juan Samuel Fired
After an opening day loss, Juan Samuel has been fired from the Baltimore Orioles.