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ESPN, Barajas Team Up for “The Decision 2″
Free agent catcher Rod Barajas is going to announce where he’ll be spending the 2011 season next Monday night on ESPN, a highly anticipated special to be called “The Decision 2″. The career .239 hitter is expected to be listening to offers from many potential suitors, including the Dodgers, Red Sox and Royals. “This eagerly [...]
Red Sox Storm Field to Celebrate Yankees Loss
As the Texas Rangers go to their first-ever World Series, the streets of Boston were packed with partiers reveling in the madness of the New York Yankee defeat. Most Red Sox fans were so thrilled and relieved to have New York out of the playoffs so they won’t have to think about them even though [...]
Year of the Pitcher?
This year has been deemed the year of the pitcher, but there may be another reason for this unexplainable trend…
Strasburg to Make Surgical Debut, Repair Own Elbow
Calling Dr. Strasburg
Orioles Win August Due to Pity
The Orioles may be turning a corner, but probably not.
Nationals Auction Opportunity to Donate Tendon for Strasburg’s Tommy John Surgery
Grown men are willing to pay millions to be inside of Strasburg.
Ozzie Guillen Reinforces Stereotypes
White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen sounds off on (un)important race issues in baseball.
Geico Claims Damon off Waivers
DETROIT – MLB sources are reporting that Tiger outfielder Johnny Damon has been claimed off waivers by Geico. Geico now has 48 hours to work out a trade with the Tigers, or possibly secure his rights outright should the Tigers decide to simply allow Geico to claim Damon and the approximately $2 million he is [...]
Nike’s New A-Rod Cleat Overpriced and Unlikable
Reviewers have been complaining that, despite the high performance of A-Rod’s new cleat, the shoe is too expensive and falls apart when it really matters.
Broadcaster Has Mind Blown By Walk-Off Homerun
In an under reported story, Pittsburgh Pirates radio color commentator, Steve Blass, had his mind blown Saturday night when the Pirates’ rookie phenom, Pedro Alvarez, hit a walk off homerun to defeat the Colorado Rockies, 8-7. As the ball left Alvarez’s bat on an 0-1 pitch, Blass’ mind blew out of his head and he [...]
Braves Pitcher has Perfect Game Ruined
Braves Pitcher Mike Minor has his Perfect Game Ruined
Showalter found Oriole’s position on Craiglist
New Oriole’s Manager Buck Showalter found the position through Craigslist.
Yankees Sold For Over Two Banks Full of Money
Money, Money, Money–Money!
MLB Ballparks to Remodel
To accommodate the AYCE crowd – the fastest growing segment of fans who travel to the ballpark to watch the game live – MLB is going to install tray tables with soft drink dispensers at each seat.
Mr. Met Diagnosed with Terminal Brain Cancer
Mr. Met, long time New York Mets’ mascot, has been diagnosed with a malignant brain tumor.
Steinbrenner Offers St. Peter Contract to Join Hell
HEAVEN – According to an unnamed source from the Sixth Circle of Hell, new Third Circle tenant George Steinbrenner has offered Heaven’s St. Peter a 6-year, $132 million contract to come work for Satan. The contract represents a significant increase for St. Peter, who has remained loyal to his God for millenia despite being underpaid [...]