Top 10 Reasons Lebron Left Cleveland
Rocco | Jul 09, 2010 | Comments 8
10. He needs to go on a diet and the South Beach diet easily wins out because whatever they’re feeding him in Cleveland is not good for his brand.
9. Despite sporting a Yankees hat, he’s a closet Marlins fan, circa 1997.
8. He has too much respect for Cleveland’s storied tradition of losing and he did not want to stay and start winning championships and tarnish the city’s image.
7. He still holds a grudge against Akron-based Firestone for the tire recall of 2000.
6. The 43rd time Drew Carey called and left a voice mail singing “Cleveland Rocks” was the final straw that broke the camel’s back.
5. Ever since the Indians Jason Donald was called safe, ruined a perfect game, and stole LeBron’s thunder this summer, LeBron has taken a backseat in Cleveland.
4. He was unable to convince Will Smith to record a song about Cleveland.
3. He has always wanted to attempt tubing from Miami to Cuba.
2. He has always wanted to play for a coach named Eric.
1. It’s Cleveland…and that’s not good for anybody’s brand.
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Reason #6 was the best with Drew Carey stalking reference.
Drew Carey is makin all kinds of noise on Sports Crab this week.
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