Author Archive for jwelkie
Joe Welkie is a college student at the University of Maryland College Park where he is a member of the sketch comedy group, SKETCHUP. He was the University of Maryland newspaper's cartoonist for a year and a half and performs stand up comedy anywhere he can.
The Football Gods Hate the Chargers
The San Diego Chargers are in trouble with the Football Gods.
What Happened to the NFL?
What is going on in the NFL this season? It SUCKS. That is what is wrong.
Year of the Pitcher?
This year has been deemed the year of the pitcher, but there may be another reason for this unexplainable trend…
Ray Lewis Acquitted in the Dustin Keller Murder Trial
Ray Lewis is at it again…
NFL Players to Unite in Salute
Players engage in a different kind of salute to show unity.
Orioles Win August Due to Pity
The Orioles may be turning a corner, but probably not.
Ozzie Guillen Reinforces Stereotypes
White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen sounds off on (un)important race issues in baseball.
Braves Pitcher has Perfect Game Ruined
Braves Pitcher Mike Minor has his Perfect Game Ruined
Fantasy Football Preview
Fantasy Football season is right around the corner, don’t miss Joe Welkie’s exclusive inside peek at this year’s fantasy rankings.
Orioles Send Chris Tillman Back to College
Pitcher Chris Tillman has a lot to learn.
Orioles Invite Comedian Carrot Top to Drunkenly Stumble Into Clubhouse
Carrot Top drunkenly destroys what is left of the Orioles.
Oriole Kevin Millwood Given Preemptive Loss
Things just keep getting worse for Kevin Millwood.
Athletes Vote Strip Clubs Favorite Place to Engage in Debauchery
Vince Young’s latest misconduct has raised some questions among the NFL community
“Fans” Pretend to Care About Soccer Again
The World Cup is back again, prompting people to actually pretend they like soccer again.
STRASBURG STRASBURG STRASBURG!!!
Stephen Strasburg!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!
Juan Samuel Fired
After an opening day loss, Juan Samuel has been fired from the Baltimore Orioles.